"Thou shalt raise up the foundations of many generations, and thou shalt be called, the repairer of the breach, the restorer of paths to dwell in."

"Waste no more time arguing what a god man should be. Be one."

"Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You would never see a bad show."

"Everything in the world has a spirit which is released by its sound."

"I only drink fortified wines during bad weather. Snowstorm, hurricane, tornado--I'm not particular, as long as it's bad. After all, any storm for a Port."

"I am loving before I am patriotic: I am human before I am American."

"It is well to write love letters. There are certain things for which it is not easy to ask your mistress face to face, like money for instance."

"Your representative owes you, not his industry only, but judgment; and he betrays, instead of serving you, if he sacrifices it to your opinion."

"There is nothing like a newborn baby to renew your spirit - and to buttress your resolve to make the world a better place."

"Yesterday, December 7, 1941 - a date which will live on in infamy - the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan."

"It's getting hard to be someone, but it all works out."

"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws."