"I try and try to deny that I need you but still you remain on my mind."

"The Irish are a fair people - they never speak well of one another"

"The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people."

"We two are to ourselves a crowd."

"Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first."

"Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own."

"Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends"

"Actresses will happen in the best regulated families."

"I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it."

"The great danger... in believing yourself especially chosen is that it becomes easy to view those who are not your people as God's especially unchosen."