"To save a Life in defeat, is to receive Victory and Honor."

"Fame comes only when deserved, and then is as inevitable as destiny, for it is destiny."

"The phrase 'domestic cat' is an oxymoron."

"If the shoe fits, it's too expensive."

"When we make mistakes they call it evil. When God makes mistakes they call it Nature!"

"God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December."

"Fix it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without."

"Plumpick: Don't you understand, the whole town will blow up in three minutes! Columbine: Yes--they will be wonderful, those three minutes."

"Grace under Pressure."

"If I was more complacent and I let things slide, my life would be easier, but you all wouldn't be as entertained. My misery is your pleasure."

"Conformity is the ruin of the mind."

"There's nothing to winning, really. That is, if you happen to be blessed with a keen eye, an agile mind, and no scruples whatsoever."