"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."

"Just turn left at Greenland..."

"Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted."

"If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace."

"Life is what happens while you are making other plans."

"Imagine therea€?s no countries, it isna€?t hard to do; nothing to kill or die for, and no religion too. Imagine all the people living life in peace."

"Perhaps one did not want to be loved so much as to be understood."

"I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth."

"Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped."

"Never argue with an idiot, because they will only bring you down to their level and beat you by experience."

"You never know how a horse will pull until you hook him up to a heavy load."

"A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman."