"A friend should bear his friend's infirmities."

"She said she usually cried at least once each day not because she was sad, but because the world was so beautiful and life was so short."

"If there be any truer measure of a man than by what he does, it must be by what he gives."

"Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You would never see a bad show."

"For life be, after all, only a waitin' for somethin' else than what we're doin'; and death be all that we can rightly depend on."

"There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist- the taxidermist leaves the hide."

"The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready."

"Before a diamond shows its brilliancy and prismatic colors it has to stand a good deal of cutting and smoothing."

"Every great work, every great accomplishment, has been brought into manifestation through holding to the vision, and often just before the big achievement, comes apparent failure and discouragement."

"The classes that wash most are those that work least."

"Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that's good taste."

"Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense."