"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and have the two as close together as possible."

"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair."

"Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made."

"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there."

"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth."

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."

"He who has not a good memory should never take upon himself the trade of lying."

"God is merciful to those whom He sees struggling heart and soul for realization. But remain idle, without any struggle, and you will see that His grace will never come."

"To live we must conquer incessantly, we must have the courage to be happy."

"The vote means nothing to women. We should be armed."

"Saving love doesn't bring any interest."

"God made Truth with many doors to welcome every believer who knocks on them."