"Is there life before death?"

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."

"I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck."

"Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport."

"Cogito ergo spud. - I think, therefore I yam"

"One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong."

"Of all tyrannies democracy is the most agonizing, the most inane, the absolute fall of everything great and elevated."

"I want to grow old without facelifts. I want to have the courage to be loyal to the face I have made."

"If you observe a really happy man, you will find... that he is happy in the course of living life twenty-four crowded hours each day."

"Love is being stupid together."

"When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty."

"The common curse of mankind,-folly and ignorance."