"I realized, I'm never gonna be a Brad Pitt, so get over it, be happy with yourself, and move on."

"Truly, it is by the grace of God That the knowledge of Unity arises within."

"You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try."

"My empty waterdish mocks me."

"The blend of fiction, bigotry and jingoism became known as 'yellow journalism.' Later, the phrase was shortened to 'journalism.'"

"American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced."

"Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and retaliation. The foundation of such a method is love."

"It isn't that they can't see the solution. It is that they can't see the problem."

"God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die."

"Life is good for only two things, discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics."

"I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building."

"Maybe you have to know darkness before you can appreciate the light."