"The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes."

"Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles."

"Television: chewing gum for the eyes."

"Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities."

"Freedom is from within."

"The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his client to plant vines - so they should go as far as possible from home to build their first buildings."

"Don't you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work."

"MTV is the lava lamp of the 1980's."

"I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens."

"Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up everything around it, leaves everything else in darkness and then is suddenly gone."

"[The television is] an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home."

"Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other."