"Anywhere is walking distance, if you've got the time."

"I bought some batteries, but they weren't included."

"I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place."

"My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted."

"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it."

"Today I met with a subliminal advertising executive for just a second."

"'My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind."

"Freedom, then, lies only in our innate human capacity to choose between different sorts of bondage, bondage to desire or self esteem, or bondage to the light that lightens all our lives."

"Laughter is the first evidence of freedom."

"Between thought and expression lies a lifetime."

"One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art."

"Dreams alone aren't enough to make your belly full."