"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it."

"CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker."

"Progress might have been all right once but it has gone on too long."

"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."

"Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for."

"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them."

"Turning and turning in the widening gyre, The falcone cannot hear the falconer; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world..."

"We come and go just like ripples in a stream."

"Don't fear failure so much that you refuse to try new things. The saddest summary of a life contains three descriptions: could have, might have, and should have."

"So little time, so little to do."

"CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker."

"A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life."